Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Here's Your Sign

HOW cute is this little guy!? Yeah I couldn't resist, he was right there close to the fence and I had to get off my bike and pet him.

So apparently there was a sign, I've since been told after just about sending myself to Jesus in the middle of my Amish country ride this past Sunday. A sign was supposed to be posted... didn't I see the sign for God's sake??

Not the nice big orange WARNING placard mind you, nor the one that said -- whilst enveloped in flashing lights -- something to the effect of "high voltage" or "keep away". No no, didn't I see the little white disintegrating warning label pasted on the fence?

Uhh, yeah the answer is no. I'm afraid I saw no such ...sign.

Now being that I grew up in the city, I, of course, had no idea farm fences were "hot-wired", e.g. coursing with electricity to keep the farm animals away from them. In fact, for the last three years I've ridden my bike past all manner of cattle and horses and such all the while thinking, wow, just that little bit of wire keeps them in there huh? They're so well-behaved... Guh. Well, for the rest of you oh-so naive, city reared but born again country boys and girls like me out there, here's your PSA in big capital letters: Why no, NO IT DOESN'T.

So, what can we learn from my shocking little story here, hmm? How about this: no matter how cute the baby beasts of burden may be, take my advice and don't stick your arm through the wires unless you categorically spanked your opponents at the game of Operation as a kid, because oh yes my friends, the actual zap when you touch the sides really does buzz like that.

12 Comments:

Blogger Jeff said...

I think the horses set you up.. They put the cute little guy up front to lure you in.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Fe-lady said...

We used to dare each other to touch hot fences...just for fun. Some were "hotter" than others.
Had to have something to do in rural Ohio....!

10:27 PM  
Blogger Wil said...

Ha, no doubt Jeff. Man it was kind of worth it though, he was totally adorable and like... frolicked over to me. Just debilitatingly cute!

Fe-Lady, holy cow this one was pretty hot. Looking at the pic there you'd think I'd have noticed the big freaking electrical looking RED wire there at the top huh?? Too funny, now I know!

10:46 PM  
Blogger Jennifer P said...

As a farm girl, I couldn't help but snort milk out my nose. Sorry, too funny.

11:02 PM  
Anonymous Jason said...

As a kid growing up in Indiana we used to dare each other to pee on the fence :) Guys that only works for guys.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Triseverance said...

Live and learn Wil. Funny story, as a young boy I was told there was a dead cat just beyond an electric fence. As childhood morbid curoisity gripped me I grabbed the wire with both hands to lean and look over. Let me tell you I have been afraid or electric fences ever since. And children rolling on the ground laughing makes my hands tingle.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Alili said...

Sorry, I had to laugh:) I grabbed on to a fence like that at the tender age of 4 and have been leary ever since.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Fumo Santo said...

It's shocking that you would do such a thing. What would spark a decision like that? At least you're okay, so go relax and pop open a can of Jolt cola.

Okay, I'm done.

4:27 PM  
Blogger JohnnyTri said...

Living in Nebraska those were fun past time party favorites! Lol. Glad u didn't get jolted.

Waitn on my email, :)

Rockon'

1:51 AM  
Blogger triguyjt said...

ohh my god, i remember operation...but it could not have been as shocking as the fence...

9:42 AM  
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9:42 AM  
Blogger Wes said...

Yea, it was a trap, much like those images of debilitating cuteness :-)

11:51 AM  

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